All that glitters may not be gold, but at least contains free electrons

Chemical symbol: Ka
Date discovered: September 1981
Shelf life: To be determined
Atomic Mass: 55 kg
Family/Group: belongs to the Wo (Woman) group

Physical Properties:
1.Surface usually covered with Terranova, Nike/Adidas, Denim
2.Melting point: whenever given special treatment
3.Boiling point: To be established, but reaction will surely be exothermic
4.Freezing point: To be established
5.Usually inert and unpredictable

Chemical Properties:
1.Has great affinity to gold, silver, and other precious stones
2.Absorbs great quantities of food matter containing carbohydrates and proteins
3.Highly reactive upon initiation of various reagents such as alcohol
4.Proceeds to the excited state when placed in sea water, bars, & malls

Uses:
1.Great aid in relaxation
2.Effective anti-stress & recreational agent
3.Used as a tonic for low spirits

Test:
1.Turns pink when yielded to pressure

Hazards:
1.Illegal to possess without permission
2.Highly dangerous except in experienced hands

pwede na?! but the real me is:
Quiet and maingay, Shy pero kapal muks, kikay and cowboy, manhid but sensitive, mahinhin na wa poise, matakaw but i watch my figure, rocker pero hiphopper, balake (babae na lalake) .

huh?

what's with all the sh*t anyway? wala lng. hehehehehe.....geezzz....hypocrite